Bitch I’m Healthy! T-Shirt (Marijuana Edition)

Wellness just got way higher.

You’re not just healing—you’re vibing. The “Bitch I’m Healthy!” tee is your unapologetic reminder that self-care, plant power, and chill energy go hand in hand. This time, we swapped the “I” in “Bitch” with a joint—because let’s be real: plants have always been medicine.

Whether you’re sparking joy, sparking a convo, or just sparking something else 🌬️, this tee is a whole mood. Pair it with sweats, denim, or your favorite hoodie and show the world that wellness can be holistic and high-minded.

Key Features:

• Premium 100% cotton for that soft, lived-in feel

• Bold “Bitch I’m Healthy!” graphic with a joint replacing the “I”

• Unisex fit, available in sizes S–XXXL

• Durable screen print that stands up to smoke sessions and spin cycles

• Playful design that’s perfect for wellness rebels, cannabis lovers, and the self-healing crowd

Perfect For:

• Herbalists and holistic health advocates

• Cannabis enthusiasts with a wellness mindset

• Chill days, music festivals, and smoke circles

• Starting convo about plant-based lifestyles—the other kind

• Anyone who loves a good pun and a better puff

So go ahead—light up your wardrobe.
This tee’s got the vibe, the message, and the leaf to back it up. 🌿🔥